Monday, October 19, 2009

Six Bits of Monday Randomness

Random Bit #1
I've been out of town and computer-less since Thursday, spending some much-needed (and enjoyed!) time away with my husband. It. Was. Awesome.

As a result, however, today I opened my Google Reader to find 254 unread posts. Did you get the full impact of that number? Let's spell it out:


Holy schmoly, you people are prolific!

Um . . . I don't think I'll be getting to all those posts. Just a tiny little guess. Don't take it personally or anything. I'm just not Super Woman.

Random Bit #2
Yesterday the lesson I got to teach the Sunday School class for the older teens was about . . . get this . . . the Salt Lake Temple and its foundation. I'm so not kidding. Ya think that's a topic I know a tiny bit about?

The point of the lesson was about the importance of building your spiritual foundation on Christ, and it compared the Salt Lake Temple foundation to that, including the original sandstone foundation that cracked and needed to be replaced with something stronger so it could hold such a large and magnificent building.

I knew so much more about the story than what was in the lesson because of my research, so I basically tossed the manual aside and had a ball. I don't think I've ever enjoyed teaching that class quite so much.

Random Bit #3
The only down side was that one of my students skipped out of Sunday School after sacrament meeting. He was one of the youth speakers and did a phenomenal job, and I wanted to give him some praise.

He was also one of the band members coming home when the bus crashed last week, and he told some of his personal experiences related to that and connected them to his faith. I won't share the stories here, because they're his and rather private, but I had tears rolling down my cheeks. Let's just say he's a remarkable young man.

Stinker for not coming to class so I could tell him so.

Random Bit #4
My kids are getting really good at teasing their mother and enjoying it. Last night at dinner, one of the girls said a real zinger (I don't remember exactly what it was now), and I about busted a gut. It was so on target that I laughed to the point I couldn't breathe.

The whole family was laughing, and when we calmed down, Dad said to her, "You do realize that I could never have said that and gotten away with it."

#3 then goes, "Of course not. You're the husband. But I'm a kid. Kids are cute. We can say all kinds of things and can get away with them."

They're awfully perceptive, those little people. I warned her that it won't last forever. She's 10. In 5 years, such a comment won't be so cute. (But holy cow, it was hysterical yesterday.)

Random Bit #5
As dinner ended, I was informed that I would be playing Monopoly with the younguns, mostly because #4, the baby of the family (now 7), had never played it. I braced myself, knowing just how long that game can run, and told them that it's going to end at 8:00 when it's time to get ready for bed, regardless of whether it's really over. (They tried to hide the clock from me during the game. The fact that I was wearing a watch somehow slipped their notice.)

It was the most bizarre game of Monopoly I've ever played. I went around the board twice, literally landing on every space my youngest had right after she did, and therefore owing her rent on every single turn and never getting to buy my own property. So bizarre. It took three times around the board before I managed to buy the one piece of property I ever bought. I ended up bartering for another, and I got that only because #3 (who'd mocked me so well two hours prior) took pity on me.

Who won? By 8:00, the 7-year-old had the most assets by a landslide. She was so excited about it (and not exactly a good sport, apparently) that she walked downstairs to get ready for bed, chanting, "Burn, burn, burn!"
Aw . . . what a sweetheart.

Random Bit #6
Mom and Dad come home from Helsinki in eleven days. (Squeeeee!)

My kids have this little habit now. Anytime someone mentions how many more days until Grandma and Grandpa come home, it's followed by them all saying in sync, "Not that we're counting," and then lots of giggles.

We all know full well that we are counting . . . and have been for several months.

In fact, today for family night, we're making a paper chain. I know they're coming home, but I don't really know it, if that makes sense. They've been gone on missions since right before my second book came out, since my baby was 2 years old. To think that they'll be home, just twenty minutes away . . .

Okay, I better stop, because I'm getting weepy again.


Lara Neves said...

Only 11 days? How can you stand it? So exciting!

And your house sounds like such a fun place to be. :)

Shelley said...

I'm happy for you. Living near my mom and dad is one of the best things ever. Enjoy! Think of how great your Thanksgiving and Christmas will be this year!

Anonymous said...

Congratulations! Your M&D coming home is GREAT news!

I love that you used the word prolific. =]

My little brother burns me in monopoly every time. I've kind of outlawed it now.

Jordan said...

Hooray on your parents coming home!

Kristina P. said...

Monopoly is an evil game.

Cynthia said...

So much to be joyful about! I'm glad you're having a wonderful time with your kids. I'm finding that I enjoy mine more and more as they get older.

I wish I could have heard your lesson- I'll bet it was phenomenal.

Speaking of interesting research, a friend of ours is a psychologist and often works with profs from the "Y" on research. He told us that George Albert Smith suffered from debilitating depression- did you know that? I wish that were more common knowledge because I think it would bring peace to a lot of people who beat themselves up for having to fight that battle. Well, THAT was random! LOL!

Heidi said...

Time away with your hubby--I'm jealous!

Rebecca Irvine said...

I dislike Monopoly for the same reason (takes way too long to play). I have enjoyed playing Ticket to Ride, though, with the kids lately.

So excited for your parents to get home!

Kimberly Vanderhorst said...

I have got the hugest grin on my face after reading about all that goodness! So thrilled for you!

Sherrie said...

Sounds like a wonderful week was had at the Lyon house! So exciting about your parents coming home in a few days.

Cranberryfries said...

Those cute little people can get away with so much.
20 minutes away after years of oceans away? How delightful!

Luisa Perkins said...

What fun! It's all good news! (Except 254.)

Laura said...

I just love it when life is good!

And, even if it was a zinger, laughs like that don't come around very often, and when they do, it doesn't matter why so much as that it bonds your family together.

Thanks for sharing you happiness.

Melanie Jacobson said...

When my mom used to play Monopoly with my oldest, she would take out all the character cards from the beginning (Lolly, the Licorice Guy, etc.) so that you couldn't get sent back to the beginning and drag the game out forever. It was a little bit genius, if you ask me.

Unknown said...

I have always really enjoyed seeing my kids' senses of humor "come in", like their permanent teeth or something.

That never changes, even when their amusingness is interspersed with 15-year old-isms.

* said...

I hear you! After being in the UK for 2 weeks & falling way behind on blog reading, I had over 1,000 posts to read. Of which I combing through now...

Are your parents serving a mission or mission presidents in Helsinki?

Karlene said...

I've got you beat. I haven't checked my Google Reader for about a week and I have 516 posts. Nope, not getting to them all either.

Congrats on the homecoming of your parents.


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