I lack the skill of inventing good titles.
It's one of several reasons I rarely bother coming up with a working title for my novels (the others include not wanting to go through mentally renaming my "baby" and the fact that marketing always changes it anyway).
BUT . . .
Some of you may recall that I'm working on a grammar, usage, and punctuation book. I'm not Strunk and White. I'm not Chicago. I'm
not an expert.
But I am a writer and an editor and an English major who graduated cum laude. I'm affectionately known among friends as the Grammar Nazi. I do know a few things.
I'm writing the book because I've had so many fellow writers ask me questions, and when I offer an answer that's actually understandable, they tell me I should write a reference book on these things because they want it on their own reference shelf.
I'm in the final stages of writing it, and I hope to have it available real soon. Down the road, I'll likely do updates and new editions, adding new topics that readers ask and want included. For now, I've been keeping a running list of common questions on grammar, usage, and punctuation, including some of the topics I've used for Word Nerd Wednesday.
Now I need a title. And I'm coming to my peeps for help!I'm totally stealing this idea from Luisa at
Novembrance, who asked her blog readers to help come up with a title for her forthcoming cookbook. (I wanted to submit an idea for her, but as I said, I'm really, really bad with titles, so I sat back as others offered fantastic, witty suggestions.)
Here's the deal:Throw out title ideas in the comment trail or e-mail them to me directly. I'm not averse to subtitles to go along with the main title. I might like having a subtitle, actually.
If I pick your title suggestion, you'll get a free copy of the book as a thank you.So . . . help? Please?
Today's tour stops are two people who didn't used to give LDS Lit much of a shot. Glad they did this time:
The DanceCrash Test Dummy DiariesThe latter is, in Crash's own words, an "unreview." Her way of telling how it came about isn't
quite how I remember it. (She got the PDF file like all the other tour people, for starters.)
But I think I tricked her into buying the book. Bwahahahaaa . . .